It's no secret that I'm not a fan or Valentines Day, there's something so forced, so false about it all. As men we're guilt tripped into consuming clichéd crap all in the name of "Love". Lucky for me I have an understanding better half who has endearingly (endearing to me at least) renamed Valentines day "forced love day". Still, when forced love day comes around every February 14th I still like to do something for her, something a little different, a little weird if I'm honest, and thanks to YouStupidBitch.com I think this year I may have just outdone myself.

Yep, as you probably guessed form their URL YouStupidBitch.com definitely isn't for the faint hearted. Their slogan 'cards for awkward situations' doesn't tell the half of it and probably should read 'cards that make situations awkward'. Sometimes insightful but always shocking YSB's cards are a Valentines must for those sick of false sentiment or for those who just don't like their other half that much.

Check out a few of the less risqué cards in our gallery below.