You can tell we're decorating the Zeitgeist office because we're currently a little obsessed with all things officey. After finding the amazing 'In Case Of Riot' table we've now rendered it more or less redundant in our lustful fantasy office by finding this the 'Emperor 200' ultimate high tech workstation.

The aggressive scorpion shaped workstation comes built to your exact specification, but with standard features such as touch screen control centre, air filtering system, light therapy, electric powered leather seat, three 24" LED screens and at a cost of a cool $44,750, the 'Emperor 200' really is for Emperors/Oligarchs/Sheikhs/Bond Villains only.